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This cat lives right across the road from me. That’s him just sitting on my car, just not even giving a fuck.
One time my complete pussy of a dog (lol no pun intended) ran outside and this big ginger cat just jumps on his back like some kind of animal version of GTA. This cat does not know the meaning of fear. It sits like a foot away from the huge British Bulldog next door who could literally eat this fucker in a second, because he knows that dog is going nowhere near him tied to his front porch.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I am in fact living across the road from an Animagus, or at least a Kneazel.
Shit just got real.